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Sunday, August 27th, 2006
3:30 pm	wee question to the universe, do we have to wear uniform to this shitey prefect thingy at school tommoro? And please dont lie. Its really wouldnt be that funny. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, July 31st, 2006
2:27 pm	I'm a bit bored and havn't done this for like 2 months so thought ide just update for the sake of it. Most of my holiday so far has been taken up with fitness training for rugby camp, which though is tiring is probably worthwhile as i am starting to notice that im getting fitter, as hitler would probably say and possibly did as this is comeing of the top of my head and probably aint original "A man's fitness is good for both himself and his country." But its mainly for me. Cause im cool like that, ile do that little questionaire thingy to fill in the time 1. Elaborate on your default icon. Its a werewolf, and i quite like wolves. 2. What's your current relationship status? I have a girlfriend hurray. (i do a little jig to the sounds of all the women in the world who are so obviously distraut by this news) 3. Ever have a near-death experience? Nearly been run over, nearly choked on 3 spereate occassions and nearly had a brick dropped on my head 4. Name an obvious quality you have? Tough one. Sarcastic? Offencive? 5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now? Basically all of the new MUSE album, which i have grown to like. 6. Any celeb you would marry? Cant think of anyone who wouldnt drive me insane 7. Who will cut and paste this first? Who knows as im probably a bit behind with doing this 8. Name someone with the same birthday as you. George Bush Junior an Sylvester Stallone 9. Do you have a crush on someone? Well i have a thing for a certain young lady, who may possibly know about it. 10. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property? Just the usual mindless destruction 11. Have you ever been in a fight? Rugby pobably doesnt count but some tackles can get preety nasty 12. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Like Fuck. 13. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex? Hair i suppose. 14. What do you usually order from Starbucks? God havnt been there for years, last time i was there i had a coffe and then made it irish with a little whisky from my hip flask 15. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Ive gotten angry and bunched a brick wall which hurt like fuck but my aim wasnt self harm 16. Say something totally random about yourself. I have an obsession with time 17. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Dont think so. Ive been compared in personality before but not looks 18. Do you wear a watch? What kind? I havnt worn a watch for 3 years 19. Do you have anything pierced? Nope, wouldnt really want to either 20. Any tattoos? No but that i would consider Current Mood: happy (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 4th, 2006
9:58 pm	im watching big brother which obviously means i have too much time and going back to school and doing stuff except getting pished most days will do me good. As ive got about 2.5 months till rugby camp i think i may shortly adopt the buddhist "my body is a temple" approach an go teetotal for a while. will also be a test to whether i can actually give up alchohol as its a scientific fact that i am 4 times more likely to become an alchoholic than an average person. apart from the many partys/gatherings ivd been to recently the most exciting thing to happen was when me and gillan went to see x_men 3 the (so called) last stand, what a bloody awesome film. possibly the best of the trilogy as it had a different director. storm had a better role in this one, beast was funny in a "niles this is a costume party" way, and vinnie jones few lines were well thought out, im the juggurnaut bitch, brilliant. Wolverine has to be 2nd in the list of fictional characters i really wish i could be, a close second to darth vader. shadowcat ,the love triangle bird with iceman an rogue, seriously looked about 13 but i soon stopped saying that when i found out shes actually 2 years older than myself but the lack of alan cumming as the nightstalker was annoying, you need an overly religious character in most films, either to die right after saying god will protect me, or to be different the more sensible characters, ie the atheists/jedi. also the complete hovering of the golden gates bridge, how wonderfully evil, and the fact the chess piece ever so slightly wobbles at the end, showing magneto still has some power, i smell a sequel the the so called last stand. it could become like the fifth book in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series "the fifth in the increasingly wrongly named trilogy" ive still got to find all my books for tommoro, i hope i have them all, i really dont want to pay for ones ive lost. bob. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 28th, 2006
2:25 am	its 2:30 am, i just got in an im bored so gonna copy emma 1.Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? nope 2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? have 1,000 cheese cakes, each with a different spoon 3. What kind of music did you listen to in primary school? Vengaboys, oh yes 4. What is the best thing about your job? My current occupation is student, the best thing is, cheap cinema tickets 5. Do you think cell phones should be used in class? No. 6. Are you against same sex marriage? not really 7. Do you want to be with someone now? as ever 8. Where are you going on your next vacation? the next planned one is amsterdam 10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? mostly 3 years 11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? yes, my bed, sturdy contraption 13. If you could be an animal what would you be? a lone wolf 14. What country are you from? Scotland 15. Tell us about the last conversation/s you had? Me, matt, tennant an jabba talking about lost fueled on by weed 16. Where do you see yourself in one month? Starting to get fit for rugby 17. What is your favorite smell? curry 18. What is your favorite sight? currently the french bird from davinci code, who was stunning 19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar? not sure what that means 21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your co-worker? Im a fairly vengefull person so yeah probably 22. Have you ever gone to therapy? yes, an Alchoholics anonymous meeting 23. Have you ever Played Spin the bottle? yeah, cant remember who with though 24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house? no but suddenly want to. 25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? theres an alternative?!?! 26. Have you ever gone camping? aye d of e, good fun 27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's/sister's friend? no but one of thems liked me 28. Have you ever been to a nude beach? yes actually, didnt take part though 29. Have you ever had sex on the beach? id settle for a bed 30. Have you ever had a stalker? nope, somethind to talk about though 31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No 32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? aye 33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person? no but i have been the only drunk person, i mean really drunk 34. Have you ever been cheated on? nope 35. Have you ever felt betrayed by any of your friends? i expect complete loyalty so aye 36. Have you ever lied to your parents? most days 37. Have you ever been to the US? nope 38. Have you ever thrown up from working out? yes, from rugby and weights 39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month? nope 40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day? twos my record 41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you cant remember the night before? well yes twice just this week 42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on? heh nope, not that strange, have made a passing glance through a window when walking past though 43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers? Nope 44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked? nope, dont desire to either 45. Have you ever pee'd in the shower? as a man i have peed most places 46. Have you ever passed out during sex? once again ide settle for regular sex 47. Have you ever listened to music 24 hours straight? Nope 48. Have you ever spit on a roller coaster? dont think so 49. Have you ever beaten up an animal? ive crushed many a spider 50. Have you ever farted and blamed it on a pet or someone else? nope 51. Have you ever made out with a picture or a model of a friend? ha, no that a rather creepy thought 52. Did you ever cheat on a test? yeah i cheated on my standard grade french 53. Have you ever spit in someone else's food? no but been tempted to bob. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 25th, 2006
10:28 am	its 10:30 and im awake. why the hell is this? well ile tell you the 25th of may so far 4:23am - very drunk, watchin star wars episode 2 and having a few cans of strongbow i suddenly realise i have a music lesson the next day, slowly i rise and after 10 minutes my vision steadys and i realise my lesson is at 9 o'clock. Fuck! 7:25am - i get up, very pissed off with only 2 hours of sleep under my belt. when i fallover i realise. "Fuck, im still drunk" yes indeed i woke up still drunk, not good. I go for a shower and try to find a clean t shirt an jeans. 8:32am i catch a train and the only way i distract my self from the dizzyness of the world is to put ion rammstein full volume on my mp3 close my eyes and lie back, probably to the dislike of my fellow passengers. 8:55am I fall asleep sitting on a chair outside the music room waiting for my lesson 9:05am im awoken suddenly when the school bell goes off right above my head, in shock i proceed to fall off the chair on land hardly on the floor. A transitus pupil standing nearby who had been giving me wierd looks probably for wearing non school unifrom and probably thought ide broken into the school or somethin became even more scared. Almost poetically as i hit the floor i am also hit by my hangover. oh dear 9:15am back on the chair, listening to muse and imagining havin a fight with people i dont like in my head almost falling asleep, im rudely awoken by my music teacher. 9:20am to 9:45am i feel very ill as i play but surprisingly seeing as how i feel and the fact i havnt practised, my music teacher showers me with praise about one of my pieces. Do i play better when ive had a drink? not to self this requires further investigation 10:00am i catch a train. my mp3 runs out of juice, much to my annoyance, so instead i talk to the only other passenger who is a woman in her 20s who looks preety wasted too. shes coming back from town after a night out and we discuss the some of the good pubs in town. i must say i like listening to women talking about getting wasted its strikes a chord with me for some reason. 10:20am i slowly make my way up my road and stand in the rain for a couple of minutes enjoying the refreshing feeling. and that is the tale of why im fucking awake at this time, having to experience my hangover instead of sleeping through it. bob. (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 21st, 2006
2:30 pm	Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com wow i am actually starting to worry myself (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 18th, 2006
11:34 pm	two exciting things happened to me today. 1. i got two of exams out of the way and its all easy street from here but more importantly 2. i just watched Bring back...The A-Team on channel 4 and have just fallen in love with Mr T. my god he is the coolest man that i have ever seen. i too wish to be a 300lb black man with a mohawk and a huge amount of gold jewlery. And thats saying something when comnsidering my pride in being white. He is actually so unbelievably amazing i think when i leave the army ile follow his example and become a celebrity body guard. First name Mr, Second name T. post script, good luck to you fools who didnt guve up maths (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 15th, 2006
8:27 pm	im watching a episode of dispatches about animal rights protesters, the ones who stole the body of a releative of the people who owned the farm that bred animals to be tested on. for the facts im completley for animal testing as long as its necessary. these people are absolutly off their heads. they hold rallys, which is alright but they go absolutly mad and start screaming at people on the street doing nothin, and accusing everyone they see who doesnt support them as murdurers. Seriously under the New Order of Great Britain people like this better watch out, this countrys police dont have enough powers...im thinking machine guns or if im feeling particularily cruel, flamethrowers. bob. Current Mood: pissed off (23 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 10th, 2006
10:45 pm	im going to add this http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=star+wars&v=rLv_qvdzYMI to my list of star wars links, this one because episode 3 is one of my favourite films and the music in this trailery thingy has to be one of the best pieces of music and film sooundtracks called Requiem for a Dream , for me its so emotional and ile have that in my head when im fighting in iraq or conquering the world bob. Current Music: this brilliant song from lord of the rings (4 Comments |Comment on this)
1:00 pm	in between my revising and suddens states of panic about exams, ive been looking up lots of funny star wars thing because quite frankly i am bored and adore all things star wars and think they are the greatest films ecer created something i found very funny was the following http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWr6ec2zEyE&search=star%20wars http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/starwars-lego-soundtrack-p1.php and this one which made me laugh, cry and generallyu agree about how true it is http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/empire-brokeback-p1.php and this is truly how i wanted the film to end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3stBbiynKU&search=star%20wars bob. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 6th, 2006
6:37 pm	New Labour. I ask you. The goings on of the past 12 days are what you expect from a conservative government. When both partys are doing this then it is truly shocking. Im torn between two views and im not sure which to follow for my own regime. Government Ministers that bring disgrace to their governments, how do you deal with them. The Fascist In me says that the path to follow for Prescott would be full disgrace, forbidden from government for life and confiscation of ministerial pension, Clarke on the other hand deserves execution for failing the government in an unforgivable way. The Meristocrat in me (and the stronger of the two voices) Says the two should only keep their jobs if they are the best for the job (which they are not) and theyre personal lives are second to theyre skill as governors. As is always my view the State is all important, and its survival supersedes all other factors. Or as i like to put it Order is a necessity, Liberty is a luxury and Equality is an absurdity. Bob. Current Mood: amused Current Music: National Anthem of the Soviet Union, Red Army Choir (76 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
9:10 pm	I havnt updated for about a month and decided it was time to address this. Though i shall not fall victem to trend and do a quotes competition as tempting as it is. While revising i realised i try to avoid revision as much as possible. Since coming back from greece, in many times were i should of been revising i was taken by the muse and been inspired to write. Ive been writing two things. The first thing is after reading THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY A MAN OR WOMEN more commenly known as trainspotting, i was inspired by it an have taken to writing my own private school version. Though obviously i am not completly drugged up like the characters of trainspotting i have written so far a few good chapters based on my own life, relationships and shockingly large collection of drunken storys. In my own mind it serves as an anti trainspotting taking the view of life from a wealthy upbringing rather than a poor one. though of course i like it as im writing it. Im also rethinking my political thesis. I am very confused at the moment. I am a Fascist, Communist, Pro-military, pro-socialist, Scottish nationalist, british nationalist, whose is a pro monarchy republican. Basically i am very confused as i realise all of the above are contradictions. Since my rejection of communism after a year of passionate defence i am totally at a loss an dissalusioned with the modern political world. I am probably more of an opportunist who would do anything to get into power, supporting whatever is popular at the time until i can consolidate my power over the govornment of either scotland or britain and create my new order. Evil, aint I. Hopefully around the time im 40 were ile either be a high ranking officer in the army (colonel or the like) or into politics we will be in a war or in a crisis where i can ride the wave of panic like such great men as Napoleon and Caesar. Anyway thats enough of my mildy crazy ranting. got to return to the here and now and actually revise. Bob. Current Mood: amused Current Music: Daft Punk, Human After All (16 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 7th, 2006
7:56 pm	I was in Greece this week which was, if i was to make it into a maths equation 75% fun, 25% not for various reasons. Was a very interesting trip, even though i didnt take classics i was fascinated by the history of greece and was disapointed to see that greece has changed from once the capital of a large and powerfull empire, tht crushed all that stood before it too, well a ABSOLUTE SHIT HOLE. Athens is like a fucking south american country rather than an advanced european nation. While i was there i was installed with a feeling of strong British Nationalism. We truly are a much better nation than any other country ive been to. For the love of all things that are sane, is the country going mad already? The first thing i heard when i got off the plane was that bird flu had spread to britian, and frankly i couldnt give a crap. There are cases like this in like 100 countries already, its quite trivial actually and not dangerous. If the country goes into a panic i will simply sit back and enjoy the view of anarchy, with the smug confidence that this is going to be SAR's ie completly over rated. Anyway tommorow is the start of Operation Success, the campaign to pass my highers. I will start revising properly ie many hours a day, its a bit late but better late than never. Bob. (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 24th, 2006
7:27 pm	<td align="center"> Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td> Hmmm this could work in with me joining the army, is it a prophesy? Bob. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 18th, 2006
5:54 pm	This is a list of 5 of everything I would like to do. 5 Places I want to visit before I die. 1. Havana, Cuba 2. Beijing, China 3. Rome, Italy 4. New Delhi, India 5. Moscow, Russia 5 Things I want to have a situation in which to say, before I die. 1. FIRE THE MISSLES! 2. I Love You. 3. At last I will have my revenge. (Like Darth Maul in Star Wars) 4. Do you feel lucky? Well do you? Punk! 5. So this is Amsterdam. 5 Things I want to see happen . 1. The Collapse of American Society 2. The Pope saying "Let’s face it, its pretty far fetched." 3. Arnold Schwarzenegger becoming obese, and then trying to bring out Terminator 4. 4. The Dalai Lama punching someone. 5. Aliens landing. 5 Things I want to do. 1. Stand in front of a million people chanting my name. 2. Start a new political party and get elected Prime Minister. 3. Get a bionic arm. 4. Command a Battleship 5. Genetically engineer a giant spider and then beat the crap out of it with a samurai sword. 5 People I would like to meet. (though some are ever so slightly impossible) 1. Napoleon 2. Churchill 3. Beethoven 4. Fidel Castro 5. Billy Connelly I was a little bored Bob. Current Mood: calm Current Music: Italian Love Song, Luciano Pavarotti (15 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 15th, 2006
6:54 pm	You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws. </td> Iceman 90% Wolverine 90% Rogue 80% Emma Frost 70% Colossus 65% Jean Grey 60% Storm 60% Beast 60% Gambit 60% Cyclops 45% Nightcrawler 40% Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com Preety cool in my opinion. Current Mood: contemplative (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 13th, 2006
4:49 pm	you should go and watch the video on my bebo or at this address (I think) http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=388513943 its quite a cool wee video and the soundtrack makes me laugh, i want to be the colonel who has the ignition glove with the pentagram thing on it that creates fire. Also his face has such a good look on it, like "I'm surrounded by idiots" at one point. Bob. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 12th, 2006
7:18 pm	I have been awake now for approxamatly 36 hours with a small interval of about an hour and a half of sleep. Its probably not a good thing and though i have had 3 cups of coffee i am still not at my best, though i suppose its training for the greece trip on which i will be climbing the bloody acropolis with basically no sleep and a lot of coffee, possibly irish. The reason for my interuppted sleep pattern would be the gathering of aboot 20 people i had at my house last night. It was a fairly enjoyable night and when it started to snow it was preety cool. Because of the weather the taxis were worse than usual and therfore keren, lynsey, matt, alice, big callum, tomas, roddy and rj had to stay the night and therefore a lack of sleep insued. it was good to see the 8 inches of snow that had lain by the morning but in a rather mysterious fashion i seem to have suffered from a phantom illness. Last sunday i hadnt drunk much the night before, i got up early, drank some water and was sick at aboot 8.30, today i didnt drink much last night, i got up early i drank some water and was sick aboot 8.30. This came to me afterwards and seems quite strange to me that i was ill almost exactly a week after the first time. But i just got on with things like i had to last week and ended up having a day of playing in the snow with most of the Bearsden folk, which was (obviously) very cold. Apart from this i am in a state of confusion, who knows maybe im slightly autistic (though i doubt this as i very much like affection, unlike someone with autism) but i really dont get other people at the moment and am confused to why some people do the things they do. But i suppose thats life, people often act in ways that others cant understand, therefore creating the often seemingly randomness of life. Anyway i suppose i had a good weekend then, though not perfect, but then what is? For your education, today is the 12th of March on this day in 1938 Austria was occupied by the Wehrmacht, and subsequently became Ostmark, a province within the German Reich. in 1994 -The Church of England ordained its first female priest. and today is Independence Day in Mauritius and Arbor Day in Taiwan (The Republic of China). Bob. Current Mood: confused Current Music: Damien Rice, The Blowers Daughter. (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 4th, 2006
12:35 am	I'm in an interesting mixed mood at the moment. I am mildly amused from watching the new video from fightstar aka charely from busted's attempt to become a serious musician. How has he attempted to do this? By dying his hair black, combing it over his eyes in an emo style, Wearing black suit jackets, setting the video in what i presume is an abandoned railway tunnel and screaming in a kind of System of a down style. Has he achieved the desired image? Of course he fucking hasn't. Besides this mild amusement, im in a thoughtfull mood. After sitting in my living room looking out the window and really not bothering to get up and turn on the light so sitting in increasing darkness i have thought of happiness and politics etc. I have decided that it takes only little things to keep me satisfied but a great deal more to make me happy, usually (I being my own worst enemy)things that i can't have or would be difficult to have for various reasons. The challange of course is to get those that thing that would make me happy. That is something i devote a great deal of thought and plotting to achieve. Ive taken to carrying two things on my person at most times. First my miniture copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" Which is full of wisdom for all situations. Secondly is a small notebook where i have started writing all my plans/plots each of which is entitled "Project ....". When you have an aim whatever it may be for any situation in life whether it be social or career etc I have found that writing it down can aid immensly in coming up with solutions. But i am not in a sad mood. No, no i have adopted a new attitude that can be summed up in a phrase i have coined "Do not sulk. Plot." Also i am interested in the effects of alchohol at the moment. I have had a few drinks tonight and am interested whether i am a deeper thinker and more creative with alchohol or when im completly sober. Anyway Goodevening and goodnight Bob. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 25th, 2006
4:08 pm	Its saturday and im fairly bored it must be said. Im a bit bruised and battered from rugby this morning, where i scored. I say i scored, my team says i scored even the opposition said ide scored but the bloody ref didnt even bother to walk over and look so it wasnt counted. Bastard. It's a fairly dull day really. The weather is cloudy and i dont have anything to do really. Tv's shite, my neck hurts when i try to do some exercise, ive nothing to read and no one to talk to. So ime just lying on the sofa. The cat sems quite happy just to use me as a bed. But she loves this kind of life style, just laying around sleeping. I on the other hand need some stimulation. When im in this state i generally start to imagine up big speeches i want to say in the future at political rallies. Kind of like hitler at nuremberg except without Nazis. Right now im thinking of a speech i could give against the "special relationship" of the UK and the US. anyway for your education today is the 25 of february and did you know on this day in 1570 - Pope Pius V issued the papal bull Regnans in Excelsis to excommunicate Queen Elizabeth I and her followers in the Church of England 1986 - EDSA Revolution: Corazón Aquino was inaugurated as President of the Philippines, as Ferdinand Marcos fled the nation after 20 years of rule. and that today is National day in kuwait. raindrops keep falling on my head, Bob. Current Mood: bored Current Music: Micheal jackson, thriller (10 Comments |Comment on this)