The Diary's of a King.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 14:31:51 GMT

wee question to the universe, do we have to wear uniform to this shitey prefect thingy at school tommoro?
And please dont lie. Its really wouldnt be that funny.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 13:53:37 GMT

I'm a bit bored and havn't done this for like 2 months so thought ide just update for the sake of it.

Most of my holiday so far has been taken up with fitness training for rugby camp, which though is tiring is probably worthwhile as i am starting to notice that im getting fitter, as hitler would probably say and possibly did as this is comeing of the top of my head and probably aint original "A man's fitness is good for both himself and his country."
But its mainly for me.

Cause im cool like that, ile do that little questionaire thingy to fill in the time

1. Elaborate on your default icon.
Its a werewolf, and i quite like wolves.

2. What's your current relationship status?
I have a girlfriend hurray. (i do a little jig to the sounds of all the
women in the world who are so obviously distraut by this news)

3. Ever have a near-death experience?
Nearly been run over, nearly choked on 3 spereate occassions and nearly had a brick dropped on my head

4. Name an obvious quality you have?
Tough one. Sarcastic? Offencive?

5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Basically all of the new MUSE album, which i have grown to like.

6. Any celeb you would marry?
Cant think of anyone who wouldnt drive me insane

7. Who will cut and paste this first?
Who knows as im probably a bit behind with doing this

8. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
George Bush Junior an Sylvester Stallone

9. Do you have a crush on someone?
Well i have a thing for a certain young lady, who may possibly know about it.

10. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
Just the usual mindless destruction

11. Have you ever been in a fight?
Rugby pobably doesnt count but some tackles can get preety nasty

12. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Like Fuck.

13. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Hair i suppose.

14. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
God havnt been there for years, last time i was there i had a coffe and then made it irish with a little whisky from my hip flask

15. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Ive gotten angry and bunched a brick wall which hurt like fuck but my aim wasnt self harm

16. Say something totally random about yourself.
I have an obsession with time

17. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Dont think so. Ive been compared in personality before but not looks

18. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
I havnt worn a watch for 3 years

19. Do you have anything pierced?
Nope, wouldnt really want to either

20. Any tattoos?
No but that i would consider

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 21:17:14 GMT

im watching big brother which obviously means i have too much time and going back to school and doing stuff except getting pished most days will do me good. As ive got about 2.5 months till rugby camp i think i may shortly adopt the buddhist "my body is a temple" approach an go teetotal for a while. will also be a test to whether i can actually give up alchohol as its a scientific fact that i am 4 times more likely to become an alchoholic than an average person.
apart from the many partys/gatherings ivd been to recently the most exciting thing to happen was when me and gillan went to see x_men 3 the (so called) last stand, what a bloody awesome film. possibly the best of the trilogy as it had a different director. storm had a better role in this one, beast was funny in a "niles this is a costume party" way, and vinnie jones few lines were well thought out, im the juggurnaut bitch, brilliant. Wolverine has to be 2nd in the list of fictional characters i really wish i could be, a close second to darth vader.
shadowcat ,the love triangle bird with iceman an rogue, seriously looked about 13 but i soon stopped saying that when i found out shes actually 2 years older than myself
but the lack of alan cumming as the nightstalker was annoying, you need an overly religious character in most films, either to die right after saying god will protect me, or to be different the more sensible characters, ie the atheists/jedi.
also the complete hovering of the golden gates bridge, how wonderfully evil, and the fact the chess piece ever so slightly wobbles at the end, showing magneto still has some power, i smell a sequel the the so called last stand. it could become like the fifth book in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series "the fifth in the increasingly wrongly named trilogy"
ive still got to find all my books for tommoro, i hope i have them all, i really dont want to pay for ones ive lost.
bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sun, 28 May 2006 01:45:04 GMT

its 2:30 am, i just got in an im bored so gonna copy emma

1.Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? nope

2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? have 1,000 cheese cakes, each with a different spoon

3. What kind of music did you listen to in primary school? Vengaboys, oh yes

4. What is the best thing about your job? My current occupation is student, the best thing is, cheap cinema tickets

5. Do you think cell phones should be used in class? No.

6. Are you against same sex marriage? not really

7. Do you want to be with someone now? as ever

8. Where are you going on your next vacation? the next planned one is amsterdam

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? mostly 3 years

11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? yes, my bed, sturdy contraption

13. If you could be an animal what would you be? a lone wolf

14. What country are you from? Scotland

15. Tell us about the last conversation/s you had? Me, matt, tennant an jabba talking about lost fueled on by weed

16. Where do you see yourself in one month? Starting to get fit for rugby

17. What is your favorite smell? curry

18. What is your favorite sight? currently the french bird from davinci code, who was stunning

19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar? not sure what that means

21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your co-worker? Im a fairly vengefull person so yeah probably

22. Have you ever gone to therapy? yes, an Alchoholics anonymous meeting

23. Have you ever Played Spin the bottle? yeah, cant remember who with though

24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house? no but suddenly want to.

25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? theres an alternative?!?!

26. Have you ever gone camping? aye d of e, good fun

27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's/sister's friend? no but one of thems liked me

28. Have you ever been to a nude beach? yes actually, didnt take part though

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach? id settle for a bed

30. Have you ever had a stalker? nope, somethind to talk about though

31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No

32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? aye

33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person? no but i have been the only drunk person, i mean really drunk

34. Have you ever been cheated on? nope

35. Have you ever felt betrayed by any of your friends? i expect complete loyalty so aye

36. Have you ever lied to your parents? most days

37. Have you ever been to the US? nope

38. Have you ever thrown up from working out? yes, from rugby and weights

39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month? nope

40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day? twos my record

41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you cant remember the night before? well yes twice just this week

42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on? heh nope, not that strange, have made a passing glance through a window when walking past though

43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers? Nope

44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked? nope, dont desire to either

45. Have you ever pee'd in the shower? as a man i have peed most places

46. Have you ever passed out during sex? once again ide settle for regular sex

47. Have you ever listened to music 24 hours straight? Nope

48. Have you ever spit on a roller coaster? dont think so

49. Have you ever beaten up an animal? ive crushed many a spider

50. Have you ever farted and blamed it on a pet or someone else? nope

51. Have you ever made out with a picture or a model of a friend? ha, no that a rather creepy thought

52. Did you ever cheat on a test? yeah i cheated on my standard grade french

53. Have you ever spit in someone else's food? no but been tempted to

bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Thu, 25 May 2006 10:03:32 GMT

its 10:30 and im awake. why the hell is this?
well ile tell you
the 25th of may so far

4:23am - very drunk, watchin star wars episode 2 and having a few cans of strongbow i suddenly realise i have a music lesson the next day, slowly i rise and after 10 minutes my vision steadys and i realise my lesson is at 9 o'clock. Fuck!

7:25am - i get up, very pissed off with only 2 hours of sleep under my belt. when i fallover i realise. "Fuck, im still drunk" yes indeed i woke up still drunk, not good. I go for a shower and try to find a clean t shirt an jeans.

8:32am i catch a train and the only way i distract my self from the dizzyness of the world is to put ion rammstein full volume on my mp3 close my eyes and lie back, probably to the dislike of my fellow passengers.

8:55am I fall asleep sitting on a chair outside the music room waiting for my lesson

9:05am im awoken suddenly when the school bell goes off right above my head, in shock i proceed to fall off the chair on land hardly on the floor. A transitus pupil standing nearby who had been giving me wierd looks probably for wearing non school unifrom and probably thought ide broken into the school or somethin became even more scared. Almost poetically as i hit the floor i am also hit by my hangover. oh dear

9:15am back on the chair, listening to muse and imagining havin a fight with people i dont like in my head almost falling asleep, im rudely awoken by my music teacher.

9:20am to 9:45am i feel very ill as i play but surprisingly seeing as how i feel and the fact i havnt practised, my music teacher showers me with praise about one of my pieces. Do i play better when ive had a drink? not to self this requires further investigation

10:00am i catch a train. my mp3 runs out of juice, much to my annoyance, so instead i talk to the only other passenger who is a woman in her 20s who looks preety wasted too. shes coming back from town after a night out and we discuss the some of the good pubs in town. i must say i like listening to women talking about getting wasted its strikes a chord with me for some reason.

10:20am i slowly make my way up my road and stand in the rain for a couple of minutes enjoying the refreshing feeling.

and that is the tale of why im fucking awake at this time, having to experience my hangover instead of sleeping through it.
bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sun, 21 May 2006 13:30:42 GMT

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

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wow i am actually starting to worry myself

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Thu, 18 May 2006 22:40:04 GMT

two exciting things happened to me today.
1. i got two of exams out of the way and its all easy street from here

but more importantly

2. i just watched Bring back...The A-Team on channel 4 and have just fallen in love with Mr T.
my god he is the coolest man that i have ever seen. i too wish to be a 300lb black man with a mohawk and a huge amount of gold jewlery. And thats saying something when comnsidering my pride in being white. He is actually so unbelievably amazing i think when i leave the army ile follow his example and become a celebrity body guard.

First name Mr, Second name T.

post script, good luck to you fools who didnt guve up maths

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Mon, 15 May 2006 19:37:25 GMT

im watching a episode of dispatches about animal rights protesters, the ones who stole the body of a releative of the people who owned the farm that bred animals to be tested on. for the facts im completley for animal testing as long as its necessary. these people are absolutly off their heads. they hold rallys, which is alright but they go absolutly mad and start screaming at people on the street doing nothin, and accusing everyone they see who doesnt support them as murdurers. Seriously under the New Order of Great Britain people like this better watch out, this countrys police dont have enough powers...im thinking machine guns or if im feeling particularily cruel, flamethrowers.
bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Wed, 10 May 2006 21:49:35 GMT

im going to add this http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=star+wars&v=rLv_qvdzYMI to my list of star wars links, this one because episode 3 is one of my favourite films and the music in this trailery thingy has to be one of the best pieces of music and film sooundtracks called Requiem for a Dream , for me its so emotional and ile have that in my head when im fighting in iraq or conquering the world
bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Wed, 10 May 2006 12:06:31 GMT

in between my revising and suddens states of panic about exams, ive been looking up lots of funny star wars thing because quite frankly i am bored and adore all things star wars and think they are the greatest films ecer created
something i found very funny was the following
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWr6ec2zEyE&search=star%20wars
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/starwars-lego-soundtrack-p1.php
and this one which made me laugh, cry and generallyu agree about how true it is
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/empire-brokeback-p1.php
and this is truly how i wanted the film to end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3stBbiynKU&search=star%20wars
bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sat, 06 May 2006 17:55:48 GMT

New Labour. I ask you. The goings on of the past 12 days are what you expect from a conservative government. When both partys are doing this then it is truly shocking. Im torn between two views and im not sure which to follow for my own regime. Government Ministers that bring disgrace to their governments, how do you deal with them. The Fascist In me says that the path to follow for Prescott would be full disgrace, forbidden from government for life and confiscation of ministerial pension, Clarke on the other hand deserves execution for failing the government in an unforgivable way.
The Meristocrat in me (and the stronger of the two voices) Says the two should only keep their jobs if they are the best for the job (which they are not) and theyre personal lives are second to theyre skill as governors.
As is always my view the State is all important, and its survival supersedes all other factors.
Or as i like to put it Order is a necessity, Liberty is a luxury and Equality is an absurdity.
Bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Tue, 02 May 2006 20:27:25 GMT

I havnt updated for about a month and decided it was time to address this. Though i shall not fall victem to trend and do a quotes competition as tempting as it is.
While revising i realised i try to avoid revision as much as possible. Since coming back from greece, in many times were i should of been revising i was taken by the muse and been inspired to write. Ive been writing two things. The first thing is after reading THE GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY A MAN OR WOMEN more commenly known as trainspotting, i was inspired by it an have taken to writing my own private school version. Though obviously i am not completly drugged up like the characters of trainspotting i have written so far a few good chapters based on my own life, relationships and shockingly large collection of drunken storys.
In my own mind it serves as an anti trainspotting taking the view of life from a wealthy upbringing rather than a poor one. though of course i like it as im writing it.

Im also rethinking my political thesis. I am very confused at the moment. I am a Fascist, Communist, Pro-military, pro-socialist, Scottish nationalist, british nationalist, whose is a pro monarchy republican. Basically i am very confused as i realise all of the above are contradictions.
Since my rejection of communism after a year of passionate defence i am totally at a loss an dissalusioned with the modern political world. I am probably more of an opportunist who would do anything to get into power, supporting whatever is popular at the time until i can consolidate my power over the govornment of either scotland or britain and create my new order. Evil, aint I.
Hopefully around the time im 40 were ile either be a high ranking officer in the army (colonel or the like) or into politics we will be in a war or in a crisis where i can ride the wave of panic like such great men as Napoleon and Caesar.

Anyway thats enough of my mildy crazy ranting. got to return to the here and now and actually revise.
Bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 19:10:17 GMT

I was in Greece this week which was, if i was to make it into a maths equation 75% fun, 25% not for various reasons. Was a very interesting trip, even though i didnt take classics i was fascinated by the history of greece and was disapointed to see that greece has changed from once the capital of a large and powerfull empire, tht crushed all that stood before it too, well a ABSOLUTE SHIT HOLE. Athens is like a fucking south american country rather than an advanced european nation. While i was there i was installed with a feeling of strong British Nationalism. We truly are a much better nation than any other country ive been to.

For the love of all things that are sane, is the country going mad already?
The first thing i heard when i got off the plane was that bird flu had spread to britian, and frankly i couldnt give a crap.
There are cases like this in like 100 countries already, its quite trivial actually and not dangerous. If the country goes into a panic i will simply sit back and enjoy the view of anarchy, with the smug confidence that this is going to be SAR's ie completly over rated.

Anyway tommorow is the start of Operation Success, the campaign to pass my highers. I will start revising properly ie many hours a day, its a bit late but better late than never.
Bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 19:28:36 GMT

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Hmmm this could work in with me joining the army, is it a prophesy?
Bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sat, 18 Mar 2006 17:57:55 GMT

This is a list of 5 of everything I would like to do.

5 Places I want to visit before I die.
1. Havana, Cuba
2. Beijing, China
3. Rome, Italy
4. New Delhi, India
5. Moscow, Russia

5 Things I want to have a situation in which to say, before I die.
1. FIRE THE MISSLES!
2. I Love You.
3. At last I will have my revenge. (Like Darth Maul in Star Wars)
4. Do you feel lucky? Well do you? Punk!
5. So this is Amsterdam.

5 Things I want to see happen .
1. The Collapse of American Society
2. The Pope saying "Let’s face it, its pretty far fetched."
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger becoming obese, and then trying to bring out Terminator 4.
4. The Dalai Lama punching someone.
5. Aliens landing.

5 Things I want to do.
1. Stand in front of a million people chanting my name.
2. Start a new political party and get elected Prime Minister.
3. Get a bionic arm.
4. Command a Battleship
5. Genetically engineer a giant spider and then beat the crap out of it with a samurai sword.

5 People I would like to meet. (though some are ever so slightly impossible)
1. Napoleon
2. Churchill
3. Beethoven
4. Fidel Castro
5. Billy Connelly

I was a little bored
Bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 18:56:09 GMT

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Rogue

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Emma Frost

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Jean Grey

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Beast

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Gambit

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Cyclops

45%

Nightcrawler

40%

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big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:54:37 GMT

you should go and watch the video on my bebo or at this address (I think) http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=388513943
its quite a cool wee video and the soundtrack makes me laugh, i want to be the colonel who has the ignition glove with the pentagram thing on it that creates fire. Also his face has such a good look on it, like "I'm surrounded by idiots" at one point.
Bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sun, 12 Mar 2006 19:54:14 GMT

I have been awake now for approxamatly 36 hours with a small interval of about an hour and a half of sleep. Its probably not a good thing and though i have had 3 cups of coffee i am still not at my best, though i suppose its training for the greece trip on which i will be climbing the bloody acropolis with basically no sleep and a lot of coffee, possibly irish.

The reason for my interuppted sleep pattern would be the gathering of aboot 20 people i had at my house last night. It was a fairly enjoyable night and when it started to snow it was preety cool. Because of the weather the taxis were worse than usual and therfore keren, lynsey, matt, alice, big callum, tomas, roddy and rj had to stay the night and therefore a lack of sleep insued.
it was good to see the 8 inches of snow that had lain by the morning but in a rather mysterious fashion i seem to have suffered from a phantom illness. Last sunday i hadnt drunk much the night before, i got up early, drank some water and was sick at aboot 8.30, today i didnt drink much last night, i got up early i drank some water and was sick aboot 8.30. This came to me afterwards and seems quite strange to me that i was ill almost exactly a week after the first time. But i just got on with things like i had to last week and ended up having a day of playing in the snow with most of the Bearsden folk, which was (obviously) very cold.

Apart from this i am in a state of confusion, who knows maybe im slightly autistic (though i doubt this as i very much like affection, unlike someone with autism) but i really dont get other people at the moment and am confused to why some people do the things they do. But i suppose thats life, people often act in ways that others cant understand, therefore creating the often seemingly randomness of life.

Anyway i suppose i had a good weekend then, though not perfect, but then what is?

For your education, today is the 12th of March on this day
in 1938 Austria was occupied by the Wehrmacht, and subsequently became Ostmark, a province within the German Reich.
in 1994 -The Church of England ordained its first female priest.
and today is Independence Day in Mauritius and Arbor Day in Taiwan (The Republic of China).

Bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:01:07 GMT

I'm in an interesting mixed mood at the moment.
I am mildly amused from watching the new video from fightstar aka charely from busted's attempt to become a serious musician. How has he attempted to do this? By dying his hair black, combing it over his eyes in an emo style, Wearing black suit jackets, setting the video in what i presume is an abandoned railway tunnel and screaming in a kind of System of a down style. Has he achieved the desired image? Of course he fucking hasn't.

Besides this mild amusement, im in a thoughtfull mood. After sitting in my living room looking out the window and really not bothering to get up and turn on the light so sitting in increasing darkness i have thought of happiness and politics etc. I have decided that it takes only little things to keep me satisfied but a great deal more to make me happy, usually (I being my own worst enemy)things that i can't have or would be difficult to have for various reasons. The challange of course is to get those that thing that would make me happy. That is something i devote a great deal of thought and plotting to achieve. Ive taken to carrying two things on my person at most times. First my miniture copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" Which is full of wisdom for all situations. Secondly is a small notebook where i have started writing all my plans/plots each of which is entitled "Project ....". When you have an aim whatever it may be for any situation in life whether it be social or career etc I have found that writing it down can aid immensly in coming up with solutions.

But i am not in a sad mood. No, no i have adopted a new attitude that can be summed up in a phrase i have coined "Do not sulk. Plot."

Also i am interested in the effects of alchohol at the moment. I have had a few drinks tonight and am interested whether i am a deeper thinker and more creative with alchohol or when im completly sober.

Anyway Goodevening and goodnight
Bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 16:29:14 GMT

Its saturday and im fairly bored it must be said. Im a bit bruised and battered from rugby this morning, where i scored. I say i scored, my team says i scored even the opposition said ide scored but the bloody ref didnt even bother to walk over and look so it wasnt counted. Bastard.

It's a fairly dull day really. The weather is cloudy and i dont have anything to do really. Tv's shite, my neck hurts when i try to do some exercise, ive nothing to read and no one to talk to. So ime just lying on the sofa. The cat sems quite happy just to use me as a bed. But she loves this kind of life style, just laying around sleeping. I on the other hand need some stimulation.

When im in this state i generally start to imagine up big speeches i want to say in the future at political rallies. Kind of like hitler at nuremberg except without Nazis. Right now im thinking of a speech i could give against the "special relationship" of the UK and the US.

anyway for your education today is the 25 of february and did you know on this day in
1570 - Pope Pius V issued the papal bull Regnans in Excelsis to excommunicate Queen Elizabeth I and her followers in the Church of England
1986 - EDSA Revolution: Corazón Aquino was inaugurated as President of the Philippines, as Ferdinand Marcos fled the nation after 20 years of rule.
and that today is National day in kuwait.

raindrops keep falling on my head, Bob.

Enlightened one

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sat, 18 Feb 2006 14:32:47 GMT

The Sun is up, the sky is blue theres not a cloud to spoil the view.
But its raining, its raining in my heart.

Heh, but seriously its sunny which is always a good thing. its been an odd week weather wise. On tuesday i was walking up to bearsden cross to buy the guardian and the heavens were ripped open and the result was the heaviest rain i've seen or been caught in, in a long time. I was absolutly drenched, my hoody soaked and the paper became an unreadable mushy clump, even thought ide put it inside my t-shirt to try and keep it dry, the rain still managed to get it and my chest became black with ink.

Today i was delivered a copy on Sun Tzu's "Art of War" which i can now add to my vast collection of classic books that changed the world, which range from Niccolò Machiavelli's "The Prince", Marx and Engels "The Communist Manifesto" and Hitlers "Mein Kampf".
Ive read a few chapters and its quite inspiring stuff which i can hopfully use in my future military and political careers. And of course when i become the first Pro-Consul of britain (basically dictator but pro-consul Robin McColl has a nicer ring to it than dictator)and change the country for the better by changing the government into the style of my two idols Caesar and Napoleon. Though of course when im dictator i will probably follow the style of lenin, trotsky, stalin, napoleon and Augustus and change my name into something more inspirational.

I am most certainly not looking forward to going back to school. It means work. And i don't like work.
Well actually thats not true, i quite enjoy manual labour and learning about military and political history
but learning about fucking death of a salesman or the metabolic change a salmon goes through when migrating to its breeding grounds is fucking boring.
The education system needs to be completly changed to make it much better. And whose the one to change it? You guessed it, Me.
I mean why does blair want half the population to go to uni? so that half the bin men and builders have degrees in Philosophy? its stupid.

Anyway for your education Today is the 18th of February and did you know that on this day in history
1861: Jefferson Davis was inaugurated as the first (and only) President of the Confederate States of America.
1885: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain was first published. It was both praised and banned shortly thereafter.
And that February 18 is Independence Day in The Gambia (thats a country)

Im not a teacher, im an educator, Bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:13:01 GMT

It must be said that i am in a absolutly, definatly, superbly, brilliantly, wonderfully good mood.
Life is good, oh life is great it just keeps getting better. And its not even because it's a holiday.

The last day of school was excellentay which put me in my good mood, then in the evening i went out to waxy o'conners (a pub) with matt james tennant nick and graham which was a good end to a good day.

This morning a samurai katana (sword) was delivered to me which i ordered off of ebay for a tenner. I have no idea what im going to do with it but it is so cool. I think i will go slice wood.

The happiest man on earth, Bob.

(For your education.
February the 11th. What is so good about this day.
well its National Foundation Day in Japan and on this in 1873 King Amadeo I of Spain abdicated, proclaimed at the Cortes Generales that Spanish people were "ungovernable," and left the country
Bet you didn't know that.)

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 21:10:28 GMT

Is the sense of self achievment worth the stiffness from cross country. I think it probably is as i would not of wanted to be one of the oh so many "ill" people who are all lazy gits. So well done to everyone who did the run especially those people who like me didnt feel their best but gave it their all. Inspirational.

As Grace talked aboot, abu hamza has finally been arrested and let this be the beginning of a great sweep over the land as our government finally gets its act together and realises that they shouldn't be afraid to piss off a few muslims and start to arrest all who threaten our great nation. I say lets stick the bnp prisoners and the isamic extremists in the same cell and let them have a "political debate".

Im watching 2 fast 2 furios right now and realise it is absolutly ridiculous. All "Ghetto" like slang gang banging crap. With the main character who is white being all "down with the hood" Its so untrue but meh i suppose thats fiction

your friendly neighboor hood werewolf, bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 19:57:06 GMT

It is the beginning of the end. And by that i mean the first day back to school. It looks like i will actually have to work for the first time in god knows how long. I was shocked by my english when i found out i only had 54 out of 100, but that soon passed when i realised how shite everyone in general had done. The rest of my results were good with 2 b's and an A in biology which i was particularily proud of as as far as i know i got the joint highest mark in the class. Wooo!

The weekend was good as i went to rj's on saturday and had a good time with everyone. I had a good wrestling match on the tramploine which lastest the good part of an hour which completly knackered me.
Unfortunatly it turns out im a bad person as i seems i injured a young lady. Somehow when i was pushed over on the trampoline i must have hit lyndsey preety hard and the result was her black eye. I was completly shocked when i saw her today because it was a preety damn bad black eye, as in rugby standard, which i personally would be proud to have but im disgusted that i caused that on a female. So i can no longer claim to be physical proof that chivalry still exists as i have descended to the level of woman beater ie scum.
And now i just need to think of some way i can try and make it up for her.

Anyroad, life is crap right now as i realise its only like 12 weeks till the exams and theres two holidays in that time. By the time i go to greece in easter i imagine i will be a little panicked.

eternally sorry to lyndsey, bob.

big_explosion@hotmail.co.uk — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 19:36:57 GMT

Hmm i seem to be a sinner, oh well

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Very High
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	High
Lust:	High
Pride:	High

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

Well it would seem from above im a jealous, sexually frustrated proud man who wants to lash out.
hmmm sounds aboot right.

My life seems so empty without revision. The sudden luxery of having fuck all to do have left me my days mildly boring, though of course the evenings are always good, ah sweet release of alchahol. Im actually going for walks during the day to fill them up. Please someone give me something to do!

But anyhoo Good luck to people who still have exams like history and geography, itl be over soon.

The man with the golden gun, Bob.